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Archeologists Dismiss Newly Discovered Spaceship Mural Beneath Great Pyramid
"It's clearly a depiction of the Pharaoh’s favorite hat or the little-known frisbee God 'Diskobek,'" said Prof. Hugh Jasole.
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'Snow White' Star Rachel Zegler to Attend Premier in Muzzle & Shock Collar
"We're not taking any more chances with this loudmouth brat," said a source inside Disney.
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Mice Opt Out of Transgender Study
A group of lab mice objected on moral grounds, claiming it unnecessary and harmful to gender transition mice, much less humans.
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Transgender Teacher Fights ICE Agents with Sex Toy
Second grade teacher Mx. Beth Miller attacked the agents during a public school raid with a vibrator curiously stashed in his desk drawer.
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Congress Pass Last-Minute 6,000 Page "Stop Kicking Puppies" Bill before Xmas Break
Overloaded with pork, the omnibus bill grants Congress members immunity for insider trading, crack/cocaine use, and, ironically, animal abuse.
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Neo-Nazi Accidentally Drops FBI Badge at Rally
The ID flung out of his rear pocket mid-"Sieg Heil" salute at a march in Ohio on Saturday.
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BREAKING: Hitler Breaks Silence, Reveals Death Hoax, Endorses Harris
"She's got it all wrong, and here's why I'm pledging her my full support," the bombshell testimony began.
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Childless Cat Lady Weds Haitian Migrant, Enjoys Exotic New Meals
Woman marries undocumented migrant as political statement, while lamenting the strange disappearance of several pet cats.
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Reddit Moderator to Replace Brutal Third World Dictator
"We were impressed by his intolerance to heresy and wrong-think, and thought he'd make a great successor," said Sudanese dictator Omar al-Bashir.
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"White Dudes for Harris" to Start Soybean Farm
"We hit it off so well we decided to go into business," said member Lou Sassole.
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Olympics Opening Ceremony Deemed "Too Offensive" by Church of Satan
"Even we're shocked and appalled," said Warlock Jeffrey Ba'al Zebub.
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Dog Charged with Felony Hate Crime for Peeing on Pride Rainbow Crosswalk
The daring beagle faces life in the pound if convicted.
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