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Neo-Nazi Accidentally Drops FBI Badge at Rally
The ID flung out of his rear pocket mid-"Sieg Heil" salute at a march in Ohio on Saturday.
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BREAKING: Hitler Breaks Silence, Reveals Death Hoax, Endorses Harris
"She's got it all wrong, and here's why I'm pledging her my full support," the bombshell testimony began.
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Childless Cat Lady Weds Haitian Migrant, Enjoys Exotic New Meals
Woman marries undocumented migrant as political statement, while lamenting the strange disappearance of several pet cats.
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Reddit Moderator to Replace Brutal Third World Dictator
"We were impressed by his intolerance to heresy and wrong-think, and thought he'd make a great successor," said Sudanese dictator Omar al-Bashir.
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"White Dudes for Harris" to Start Soybean Farm
"We hit it off so well we decided to go into business," said member Lou Sassole.
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Olympics Opening Ceremony Deemed "Too Offensive" by Church of Satan
"Even we're shocked and appalled," said Warlock Jeffrey Ba'al Zebub.
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Dog Charged with Felony Hate Crime for Peeing on Pride Rainbow Crosswalk
The daring beagle faces life in the pound if convicted.
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New Disney Star Wars Flop Leads to Epic George Lucas/Bob Iger Lightsaber Showdown
Tensions between the two moguls came to a head with an action-packed duel to decide the fate of the franchise.
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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)
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Fauci to Star in Prison Docuseries "Lockdown"
The series reboot promises to be a riveting account of Fauci's inception as the most high-profile inmate in history.
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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)
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The Democrat Plot to Re-Elect Trump and Fulfill Ancient Babylonian Prophecy
The Trump conviction saga all makes sense in the context of new astounding insider revelations.
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September 11th Declared "National Inside Job Remembrance Day"
Congress insists it has nothing to do with the terrorist attacks of 2001 and the day was chosen arbitrarily.
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Hellish King Charles Portrait Inspires Award-Winning Metal Album Cover and Legal Battle
"It was the most hardcore demonic sh*t we'd ever seen, and we're in death metal!" said singer Blight Blackheart.
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