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Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

It's been said that there are three ways to lose a fortune. The fastest is racing horses, the most pleasant is women, and the surest is agriculture.

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Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Actually, the self-sustaining farm is the road to success in this part of the 20th Century. Also, the fastest way to lose a fortune, as the Near Future will show, is going to be the FANG stocks.

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Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

🤣🤣🤣 Nothing says “I’m a Beta” like White Dudes for Kamala!!

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Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Mark Hamill should have stuck to Moisture Farming on Tatooine. He should have listened to Uncle Owen rather than going on some Damned Fool Idealist Crusade with Obi Wan Kenobi. He could have married, settled down, run for mayor of Mos Eisley, and made that desert planet a better place, maybe even planting some fruit trees. I mean, what did he accomplish? He converted pops, but over time that turned into a liability. Meanwhile, Palaptine came back from the dead and it took a Black Dude to finally save the universe. If Leia would have made a beeline to Bespin City, Lando could have gotten a hold of Han Solo, and they and the fighter jocks could have saved the Galaxy and then set up representative government, while the Jedi faded away into distant memory.

Meanwhile, they could hire a bunch of Texas Rednecks and Mexican Coffee pickers to run the farm. The theme song could be "They, them, theirs thinks my tractor's sexy" and the Motto would be "Tofu Trump".

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Aug 1·edited Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

remember Kamala’s paternal grandfather had a Jamaican slavery plantation

https://thestraightjuice.substack.com/p/is-kamala-harris-the-harlot-of-babylon?utm_medium=reader2

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Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Will we see Kamala on her knees kissing the feet of black dudes now? Maybe Willy should volunteer!

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Aug 2Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

You couldn't just make this stuff up oh wait...you did with a little help from the deranged Dudes themselves. a Good job.

Dick Minnis

removingthecataract.substack.com

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Aug 2Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Well. At least with all that soy, they’ll be growing some nice man-boobs they can play with…

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Aug 1Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Keep eating that soy dudes you look and act like rachel ewwwww Devine like and old shriveled up lesbian. Organically grown soy fermented for natto is great but soy shows you how dumb these idiots really are

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Piss on their fucking soybeans

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