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The Order of the Golden Duck!!! I’m dyin’ here! I’ll never be able to look at Rob Reiner or Stephen King again without thinking “quack, quack”!

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“When the kings of the earth who committed adultery with her and shared her luxury see the smoke of her burning, they will weep and mourn over her. Terrified at her torment, they will stand far off and cry: "`Woe! Woe, O great city, O Babylon, city of power! In one hour your doom has come!” Revelations 18:9-10

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"actual "kangaroo court," staffed with real-life western grey kangaroos from southern Australia"

I knew it! I knew those god damn kangaroos were in on it. I've been telling people for years about how shifty kangaroos were and people just laughed in my face. Who's laughing now?

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This is by far the most reasonable explanation of current events.

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😂

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In my country we say: how yes no, meaning NEVER

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Right, right, but if the Dimmercranks actually were desperately trying to lose, how would that look different?

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Actually the puppet masters are Barack Hussein Obama , anti- Trumper RINO Mitch McConnell and 22 Warmonger Senators, as well as John Brennan, James Clapper and Gina Haspel among many others. . They want to severely penalize him for beating Hillary Clinton, refusing to provoke/bait Russia into attacking Ukraine and dissing the “intelligence” agencies. Their effort is so bold, obvious and clumsy that it may have an unintended effect.

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Priceless, thank you! Now I can finally stop racking my brains as to why so many restaurants in Germany bear the name 'Goldene Ente'—they must be branches of the restaurant chain once opened by the Nephilim for their gold miners!

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enigmatic cult 🙀🙀🙀

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Its a Marxist Plot and you deserve it because your a cult following bigot, who wont engage your politicians when your civil rights are under attack.

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