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DeepThought's avatar

The global community can't get its ideological conflicts and wars under control, but "Carbon Combatants" want to stop the climate from warming by more than 1.5°C? — Ridiculous! These Mona Lisa abusers, along with all other climate hysterics, should be tarred and feathered (preferably with pink tar and green feathers) and sent to the desert. There they can reflect on their misdeeds in a low-CO2 environment.

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White Wolf's avatar

These guys need to get some more spray paint and target the Sistine Chapel. Then they could run amok in the Rest of the Vatican. By the time they are done, the world should be an ice age.

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kitten seeking answers's avatar

if they added fluorescent pink dye to the vax vials, chemtrails, water supply would kiddies even notice or care or look up from their phones? maybe they would think it was cool like Violet Beauregard who ate the Willy Wonka’s experimental gum and became blueberry colored , shaped

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Freeq O’Nature's avatar

Only pink? That’s discriminatory! What about the other 87 gender colours? Fascist pigs, all of them!

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Mark A Girard's avatar

The same people who told us a cold would kill us all and that the DNA altering immune system crashing cancer inducing and cardiovascular system wrecking experimental gene therapy injections being passed off as vaccines were safe and effective are the ones saying that carbon in the air is a problem...

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Lyn Champagne's avatar

ahum, well . . . aren't aerosol spray cans bad for the climate? oopsie.

hardy har har.

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T.L. Parker's avatar

First real laugh I’ve had since the last time jets flew over my property and showered us with nitric oxide….would like to read your response to the light warping reality of “daylight saving time”.

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

At your service, TL! It's comments like these that make it all worthwhile. We actually have something on Daylight Savings:

https://thefarcefeed.substack.com/p/daylight-savings-all-one-big-prank

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T.L. Parker's avatar

Seen on someone’s meme feed here on S/S….the old Indian Chief’s comment (regarding DST), only the government could think cutting the top of a blanket off and sowing it onto the bottom would result in a longer blanket!

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