Read this back to back with Taibbi's own skewering of her real tweets, and can't tell the difference between the real and the satirical. Walking Poe's Law avatar.
The Babylon Bee is quite literally running out of satire, because reality is becoming satire! Of course, they made fun of that themselves before the 2020 election, but now it's rather prophetic.
The Babylon Bee is going to have to report actual news from 5+ years ago -- as satire, because reality has come full circle.
A friend of mine used to have these fake "Pagan" business cards. Some acquaintance of his owned a printing business and could make business cards, so he had him make some custom cards as a joke.
One read, "Pagan (People Against Goodness And Normalcy) located behind the alley on Talleyrand Ave."
Today, he could use that business card to get a job at any major news outlet! Absolutely sad and unreal.
It appears after much thought and reflection that NPR came to the conclusion, "Our coverage used to be biased, even when we claimed it was not. To correct this, we're going to become entirely and transparently biased, and brag about it. That is all."
“ One of her more infamous, egregious tweets, now deleted but archived by concerned netizens, declared: "Every night I pray to Saint George Floyd to cleanse the Earth of the scourge of white heteronormativity." Another offensive tweet stated: "Asians speaking out against affirmative action are nothing more than white-adjacent pawns of the patriarchy. Stick to what you know best - chicken chow mein." And we would be remiss not to mention this gem: "Misgendering is literal violence and should be punished by a slow and fiery death."
Read this back to back with Taibbi's own skewering of her real tweets, and can't tell the difference between the real and the satirical. Walking Poe's Law avatar.
"Wearing yoga pants if you don't practice yoga is spiritual appropriation. #NamasteInYourOwnLane"
I'll be quoting that. So funny.
I actually can almost believe this which is FREAKING me out.
Trantifa 9000. Perfection. Watching this woman talk is hauntingly like watching an A.I. character, she is definitely in the uncanny valley.
Thanks for reading! We have a lot more satire on the way so stay tuned!
The Babylon Bee is quite literally running out of satire, because reality is becoming satire! Of course, they made fun of that themselves before the 2020 election, but now it's rather prophetic.
The Babylon Bee is going to have to report actual news from 5+ years ago -- as satire, because reality has come full circle.
A friend of mine used to have these fake "Pagan" business cards. Some acquaintance of his owned a printing business and could make business cards, so he had him make some custom cards as a joke.
One read, "Pagan (People Against Goodness And Normalcy) located behind the alley on Talleyrand Ave."
Today, he could use that business card to get a job at any major news outlet! Absolutely sad and unreal.
It appears after much thought and reflection that NPR came to the conclusion, "Our coverage used to be biased, even when we claimed it was not. To correct this, we're going to become entirely and transparently biased, and brag about it. That is all."
Still like to see her naked. Then I’ll make my judgement.
How were these allowed on Twitter? 🤔
“ One of her more infamous, egregious tweets, now deleted but archived by concerned netizens, declared: "Every night I pray to Saint George Floyd to cleanse the Earth of the scourge of white heteronormativity." Another offensive tweet stated: "Asians speaking out against affirmative action are nothing more than white-adjacent pawns of the patriarchy. Stick to what you know best - chicken chow mein." And we would be remiss not to mention this gem: "Misgendering is literal violence and should be punished by a slow and fiery death."
Well back on the old Twitter, pre-Elon Musk, they only allowed a certain type of offensive content as long as they agreed with the narrative!
Always thought you were far left and now I’d say Communists, being supported by our taxes. Our taxes totally contribute to our demise!
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