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kitten seeking answers's avatar

๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ปthey need a few tractors and lawn mowers for the Department of Crop Circle Censorship

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White Wolf's avatar

Times are tough. Budgets are under pressure. I'm afraid they will have to settle for enclosing the whole thing in a cheap electric fence and letting cattle, horses, and sheep do the work. (Not the "Climate Crowd" will like it. Just imagine all that flatulence. They will be pulling their hair out deciding which is the lesser of two evils.

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White Wolf's avatar

This Wolf does not see how the syringes represent "little jabs of truth piercing through the wool of deception". More likely, they represent the multiple attempts by the Medical/Political Racket to make them even more comatose.

What the sheep needs is whacked on the head by the volume of Holy Writ.

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blazintommyd's avatar

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿค™

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JudyC's avatar

Hereโ€™s the crazy part. I had to go research this to see if there really was a sheep circle or if this is a parody (aka cautionary tale!)! Where once the absurd was plainly discernible, that is no longer the case. Nothing is too absurd to be true these days. What a world we live in!

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the long warred's avatar

Can you skateboard in it without catching hoof and mouth?

Asking for a fraaanhnd ๐Ÿ‘

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Lex Rex, Esq.'s avatar

Looks as naturally occurring as the original virus, as well constructed as the vax and will provide just about as much immunity for just about how long the jabs did. In fact, we need another crop circle just like this every three months in every continent โ€ฆ except you Africa. We only test, not mass deploy, experimental drugs on you.

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

Haha yes, a new crop circle every three months with increasingly obvious imagery to mock the sheep back into reality. That just might do it! Thanks for reading. We have a bunch more satire on the way so stay tuned!

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CynthiaS's avatar

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Stone Bryson's avatar

Oh hell no! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I started laughing the moment I saw the 'crop circle'! Great post, Kyle!

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

That is SO appreciated!!!

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜

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