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Apr 14Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

I can sympathize with Joe Biden. These days I might mistake Washington Politicians for potted plants too.

Since this is all scripted theatre anyway, we might as well have a potted plant in charge- or maybe R2D2. At least he can talk to the computers who actually seem to be running things.

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

In Joe’s defense, I also frequently mistake his cabinet members for potted plants.

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Hah! Good one. Thanks for reading. We have a lot more satire on the way so stay tuned!

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

This will actually be WWIV (the war of the drones) as WWIII (the bioweapon world war) is still ongoing. WWIV will just be an AI video game - I'm good with the killing of drones, just leave innocent people out of it.

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Give Joe a break

...I'm 74, and for about 35 minutes after that first cup of coffee I'm as sharp as I ever was, but then I need to pee, and have a little nap, and where's that note telling me what I was supposed to get done this morning or was it his afternoon.

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

If we just set aside the issue of his career-long stupidity, we still get to the actual issue that an 81 year old man is not someone who is going to come up with a bold new initiative or a diplomatic breakthrough. He’s going to dully trod down the only road he’s ever known.

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

And that road is narcissistic grifter - money is the only thing he cares about.

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Agreed, L'Empereur!

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Apr 14Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

I don’t know which is worse - yours or mine, for different reasons.

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Solid art by the way.

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Thanks!

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Apr 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Trump will end WWIII within one hour of returning to office and build a new border wall to keep illegal flesh eating nuclear holocaust mutant migrants in Mexico.

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