When life gives you lemons, you eat those fucking lemons. Rind, seeds, juice. The whole thing. Chew it up and swallow it without water to wash it down. Grind the seeds down with your molars. Crush and devour that shit. Fuck you, life. You’re MY bitch now!!!!!
The people asking things less than delightful in her defense. Can they call in or do they have to ask right there with her security team next to a high window or tree with thick ropes dangling? Asking for a friend using their phone with a VPN they found a couple years ago at a junkyard I think but I can't remember where it was for sure across the pond if I remember correctly but I haven't seen them for ages.
She will take calls, but you'll have to fool the call screener with a dumb fake question, like something about climate change or Trump and Russian collusion.
So, if Hillary Clinton tells us who really murdered Vince Foster, does that mean that the lawyer who covered for the crime and was rewarded by Donald Q Chump by being promoted to the Supreme Court will start his own podcast on the Trump Body Count, the Cardinal McCarrick Body Count... the possibilities for spinoffs are just endless.
“hit” she’s good at that.
maybe she needs a sidekick lieutenant Columbo “just one more thing” “there’s something that bothers me” to spice it up a bit.
Brilliant!
Im having a rough morning, I needed this laugh. This is comedy gold! "Put her unique perspective on it," had me rolling, lmao!
At your service, Mike 🫡
When life gives you lemons, you eat those fucking lemons. Rind, seeds, juice. The whole thing. Chew it up and swallow it without water to wash it down. Grind the seeds down with your molars. Crush and devour that shit. Fuck you, life. You’re MY bitch now!!!!!
The people asking things less than delightful in her defense. Can they call in or do they have to ask right there with her security team next to a high window or tree with thick ropes dangling? Asking for a friend using their phone with a VPN they found a couple years ago at a junkyard I think but I can't remember where it was for sure across the pond if I remember correctly but I haven't seen them for ages.
She will take calls, but you'll have to fool the call screener with a dumb fake question, like something about climate change or Trump and Russian collusion.
Roger that. I'll say "Help I'm being groomed by Russians! They lathered me in body wash. One's trimming my beard and other one's checking for lice"
She should pay the listeners that have to listen to her voice. 🙈 “ Setting the record straight”, sounds pretty sketchy & narcissistic to me.
Hi, the drawings are amazing! Whoever is doing them is a very talented artist, assuming they're hand drawn!
Im glad that i don’t live in her hell
This ought to put a lot of conspiracy theorists to rest - permanently!
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Oh boy..the pot calling the kettle black
So, if Hillary Clinton tells us who really murdered Vince Foster, does that mean that the lawyer who covered for the crime and was rewarded by Donald Q Chump by being promoted to the Supreme Court will start his own podcast on the Trump Body Count, the Cardinal McCarrick Body Count... the possibilities for spinoffs are just endless.
I am waiting with bated breath.