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Jan 14Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

How on Earth did the Song: "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" Eurythmics- Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart not be the lead for conclusion of the commemoration? Somebody Royally dropped the proverbial balls at the Golden Globes.

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Jan 21Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

I thought the award for most dramatic exit was fitting. Epstein deserved it. McAfee was a total copy cat and should not have even been in the running.

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Jan 15Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

(Your) humor is the best medicine ever! Glad I found your stack...ya nut job, lol. Seriously, thank you the levity!

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Happy to be of service, and I proudly embrace the title of "nut job" 😂 Thanks for reading! Please share/restack if you like.

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Jan 14Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)

Just one thing wrong- It's Hellywood, not Holly Weird.

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started at this New York airport

Aboard this tiny jet.

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Gates was a mighty molesting man,

A gimper sick and queer.

Five pederasts took flight that day

For a three hour screw, a three hour screw.

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The pedos started getting rough,

The tiny kid was tossed,

If not for the courage of the Disney crew

The Lolita would be lost, the Lolita would be lost.

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The jet touched down on the shore of this secret tropic isle

With Jeffrey And Brunel too,

The Microsoft billionaire and his wife,

The movie stars

Paul Pelosi and Ghislai-anne

Here on Epstein's Isle.

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https://cwspangle.substack.com/p/ballad-of-epsteins-island

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Now this is the tale of our convictaway,

She's here for a long, long time,

She'll have to make the best of things,

It's for a long, long time.

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The first inmate and this pimper too,

Will do their very best,

To make the others comfortable,

In their federal prison nest.

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No phone, no flights, no motor car,

Not a single luxury,

Like Bill Cosby,

It's primitive as can be.

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So join us here each week my friend,

You're sure to never smile,

For the one sentenced convictaway,

Here from "Epstein's Isle."

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This is pure gold. I would suggest making a YouTube video strumming a guitar, but it would get canned in 10 microseconds.

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