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Stone Bryson's avatar

It's disturbing to me that, although I assumed it was satire, I could still see it being a legitimate article LOL

Good work!

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

It's getting more and more difficult to tell these days! Thanks for reading.

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the long warred's avatar

This was comedy?

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

Hard to tell these days!

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Toxi's avatar

Thank you for these much needed doses of comedy in this wild and crazy time to be alive!

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

At your service! 🫡 Please share/restack to help get the word out. Appreciate your support!

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Toxi's avatar

Done!

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Antila H. Belist's avatar

This one feels too close to reality, except the part where the diversity hire acknowledged the benefits of Meritocracy.

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White Wolf's avatar

I don't know how the Airlines can afford Nintendo Consoles. They are more expensive than peanuts.

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Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

Actually they just pirate the games online and use emulators 😂

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Sol Sön's avatar

My apologies but I lost my sense of humor.

People are actually being trained to kill others by pressing buttons from their desktops.

This is what they call modern aviation.

Looks like they are actually planning to stop trying people to pilot real airplanes, and to replace them with remote piloting.

After all, since 2021 pilots are dropping like flys, and if the crew claims it happened at 35000 feet could become to expensive for the insurance companies.

https://www.globalresearch.ca/pilot-had-seizure-collapsed-cockpit/5842085

haaaaaaa!

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Freeq O’Nature's avatar

😂

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