I really didn't want to find this as funny as I did. I've been using the phrase Oppression Olympics for ages but taking it to its logical fine points is a stroke of genius.
Mar 21·edited Mar 21Liked by Kyle Kissinger (no relation)
I expect the MSM will carry complete live coverage of the Oppression Olympics on every television and radio station, streaming service, and internet site, and Republican based ball totally censored and suppressed. Also, there will be no white heterosexual male judges for any of the events, or white heterosexual male announcers or color commentators. Spectator tickets will be free to all except white heterosexual males, who will be charged an amount equal to the value of all their material possessions, to serve as reparations.
I would have thought to include a cancellation obstacle course, but then I realized the designated participants would have all canceled each other before the start.
You deserve an award for this exposure of the insanity of the leftists in such an entertaining and hilarious manner. This is the absolute funniest thing I have ever read. Thanks for the laugh.
Ha! Is it a sign of the times we live in that I had to check to see if this was farce or reality? Honestly, I’m still not sure, because nothing is too absurd these days….
I adore your wit, your writing, your entertaining mind. Effin hilarious!
Thank you so much!
I really didn't want to find this as funny as I did. I've been using the phrase Oppression Olympics for ages but taking it to its logical fine points is a stroke of genius.
I expect the MSM will carry complete live coverage of the Oppression Olympics on every television and radio station, streaming service, and internet site, and Republican based ball totally censored and suppressed. Also, there will be no white heterosexual male judges for any of the events, or white heterosexual male announcers or color commentators. Spectator tickets will be free to all except white heterosexual males, who will be charged an amount equal to the value of all their material possessions, to serve as reparations.
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Brilliant! LMAO
congratulations!
they might add a ritualistic Olympic style opening ceremony & pride parade sponsored by the church of Satan
That is hilarious, thank you, sharing! My fav part: “with bonus points for dramatic reenactments of historical injustices” 😂 😂
"Critical Relay Race Theory" - pure comedic genius. LOL
Did it again, Kyle - top shelf!
Thanks so much Stone! Means a lot coming from such a brilliant writer!
I would have thought to include a cancellation obstacle course, but then I realized the designated participants would have all canceled each other before the start.
So good!
😂😂😂 very funny
Can someone please make a video of this. It is actually art.
You deserve an award for this exposure of the insanity of the leftists in such an entertaining and hilarious manner. This is the absolute funniest thing I have ever read. Thanks for the laugh.
Mind=blown 🤯 Thank you!
I laughed so hard I cried reading this in the Costco parking lot after shopping. 😂😂😂
That warms my cold, black heart 🫡😂
Ha! Is it a sign of the times we live in that I had to check to see if this was farce or reality? Honestly, I’m still not sure, because nothing is too absurd these days….
Right?! I could totally see the Democrats pulling some crap like this😂🤣