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tecolote42's avatar

MEOW

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Being Nobody, Going Nowhere's avatar

Your best one Kyle. Priceless.

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Susan Daniels's avatar

Too funny and too close to the truth. Satire is going to disappear soon because real stories will take it's place.

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Michael Newberry's avatar

No! I am dying here, and only read the title and preview. Okay, I will shore myself up to read it now. : )

Update: I was laughing throughout with tears and stomach pains. Brutal.

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i3utm's avatar

I actually, for a brief moment, thought that this was a real title. Well played.

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Dick Minnis's avatar

As a cat owner, I've loved all the memes and satire generated by this story, which has also brought attention to the Biden/Harris disasterous immigration policies.

Dick Minnis removingthecataract.substack.com

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Heather B's avatar

You went there!!! đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚

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Patrick Daniels aka Cromulent1's avatar

Satire is certainly absent in this epoch, I think you crafted a masterpiece here!

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kitten seeking answers's avatar

at least nothing goes to waste if he also a voodoo practitioner.

Kiffness debate tune (1st video)…

https://gregorylessinggarrett.substack.com/p/their-eating-the-dogs-their-eating

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