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REVEALED: Assassinated Health Insurance CEO Denied Hillary Clinton a Mammogram

REVEALED: Assassinated Health Insurance CEO Denied Hillary Clinton a Mammogram

Insiders reveal the procedure was denied by Clinton's insurance provider, UnitedHealth Group, shortly before the CEO met his untimely death.

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Manhattan, NY – In a twist that reads like a script from a political thriller, former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been implicated as the mastermind behind the assassination of Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealth Group. The motive? A rejected mammogram.

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