NYC Covid Czar Slams P. Diddy Sex Parties as "Lame and Boring" Compared to His
"His 'Freak Offs' had nothing on ours during the pandemic," bragged Dr. Jay Varma in a public statement.
Manhattan, NY - Dr. Jay "Big Pharma" Varma, former Covid advisor to Mayer Bill DeBlasio, has taken a swipe at P. Diddy’s notorious "Freak Off" sex parties, claiming that his own secret soirées made Diddy's look like "amateur hour." The shocking revelation comes on the heels of a leaked undercover recording by political commentator Steven Crowder, in which Varma admits to organizing wild, drug-fueled bashes on Wall Street wrought with unspeakable debauchery and excess. All the while he was implementing oppressive, unscientific public health policies that shuttered businesses, segregated society and left unvaccinated workers jobless.
Varma didn’t hold back when comparing his decadent pandemic parties to Diddy’s. "We had ten times the baby oil," he bragged, going so far as to claim that the sheer volume caused a shortage in NYC and saved Johnson & Johnson from financial collapse. One particularly unforgettable event featured a game of "Pin the Tail on the Honky" with Justin Bieber, alongside a stripper dunk tank filled with—you guessed it—baby oil. And we won't even get into the Slip 'N Slide-dildo bowling.
Varma’s comments have left many New Yorkers fuming, particularly given the severe restrictions his office imposed on the general public during the height of the pandemic. "We were stuck at home, baking sourdough and cleaning groceries with Lysol," one resident exclaimed. "And he was out there getting' jiggy wit Diddy!? I hope he at least got crabs or syphilis."
Meanwhile, P. Diddy has his own legal woes, recently facing charges of racketeering and sex trafficking, which sent shockwaves throughout the entertainment industry. Several celebrities with alleged ties to Diddy, including Pink and Usher, have mysteriously scrubbed their social media accounts, deleting thousands of posts in what can only be described as a mass purge. Pink was literally caught "red handed" after spilling a bottle of red nail polish on herself in a frantic deletion frenzy.
As more sordid details emerge, one thing is clear: we should not tolerate such egregious hypocrisy and corruption from our public officials. While everyday citizens were forced into lockdowns and mandates, with families and friendships ruined over propaganda, it seems those at the top were busy partying without a care in the world. Accountability is not optional—it’s essential. Let’s hold these leaders to the highest standard and ensure they face the full extent of the law. What are your thoughts on this latest example of government hypocrisy? And whose freak offs were freakier? Let us know in the comments below!
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I got a chuckle out of this. We're currently staying in Sukhumvit Soi 4 one of the wilder red light districts in Bangkok. I recall on my very first time in Bangkok there was a bar which featured a naked woman in a human sized champaigne glass giving herself a bubble bath. These guys should take notes.
In all seriousness I am not too concerned about the moral depravity if it is A: Carried out by freely consenting adults and B: There were no Covid restrictions in the backdrop. When their edicts destroy families, ruin careers and livelihoods and injure and kill people and they are openly flaunting them, rubbing in everyone's faces how their rules are only for us little plebs, then it becomes disgusting and evil.
I suppose all the sex parties are a way to fill some void in their soul. But why are we all paying for them?
Excellent....can't shame the hyprocrits enough. Would like someone to publish Diddy's attendee list to see how many have endorsed Harris.
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