Dear Farce Feed Fam,
Well, slap a "Mission Accomplished" banner on the aircraft carrier of satire because we did it! 1,000 of you magnificent parody lovers have officially subscribed to The Farce Feed. And no, we didn’t have to fake any ballots, gerrymander the readership, or secretly funnel money through a shell corporation. Fifteen months ago, this newsletter was just a glimmer in my eye, CEO/Chief Encoder Kyle Kissinger (no relation), a writer hell bent on having a laugh at the expense of the Deep State. Corruption flourished and headlines read like rejected "Twilight Zone" scripts. Naturally, we thought: let’s roast them to a crisp like marshmallows at a campfire.
Turns out, you love your hogwash well-roasted and buttered with biting humor. Your enthusiasm confirms what we’ve always known: good satire is more than just entertainment. It’s a spotlight on the ludicrous, a mirror to the madness, and occasionally, a whoopee cushion under the seat of power. It's our contribution towards revolutionary change. In times of turbulence, deception, and facepalm-inducing corruption, humor isn’t just uplifting relief – it’s a rallying cry. After all, the pen (or keyboard) is mightier than the sword.
But we’re not stopping here. Our goal is to make The Farce Feed bigger, sharper, and even more relentless in skewering the absurdities that infest our headlines. With your support, we’ll cover more issues, churn out more hard-hitting, side-splitting content, and keep the satirical fire burning bright on Substack and beyond.
Which brings us to our special offer. If you’ve ever laughed, snorted, or nearly spat coffee on your keyboard thanks to our work, now’s the time to consider upgrading to a paid membership. In celebration of this milestone, we’re rolling out exclusive premium content for our upgraded subscribers. More laughs. More art. More high-quality mockery of those who desperately deserve it. Your paid support doesn’t just fund our Nintendo addiction; it helps us expand, create, and fight the good fight – one satirical jab at a time. See below for a full list of benefits.
From the bottom of our cold, black hearts, thank you. Whether you’re a free subscriber or a paying member, we’re honored to amuse, entertain, and uplift you while gleefully roasting the powers-that-be. Here’s to more laughter, more snark, and more profoundly absurd moments. If laughter is the best medicine, you can call us BIGGER pharma.
Thanks for joining the Farce Feed family for fathomless, fabulous fun.
Yours in satire,
Kyle Kissinger (no relation)
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Sorry I can't commit to paying but I really do enjoy what I get and a little of something is a whole lot better than getting a lot of nothing. Great job in a somber world.
Kyle, I’m waiting with bated breath for the announcement of your book that is a compilation of all previous posts of The Feed. I want to be able to read your biting humor by candlelight when the CCP blasts their EMP over North America. Your artistic expression is cathartic for plebes and do we ever need that!