Gambling Addict Fully Supports Trans Athletes in Female Sports
"It's a shame what's going on with all the transphobia," he said while shuffling through a stack of scratch-offs and lottery tickets.
Salvatore "The Butcher" Moretti, a middle-aged Brooklyn man known for his disastrous gambling addiction, has emerged as a vocal supporter of male-to-female transgender athletes competing in female sports. Moretti, who lost everything from family to fortune due to his vice, claims to champion transgender rights and inclusivity. However, it doesn't take a biologist to figure out that his motivations may be far from altruistic.
Friends and acquaintances of Moretti paint a picture of a man who will do anything to get back on top, even if it means exploiting sensitive social issues. "Sal always had a knack for finding angles in anything, but this is a new low," remarked a former gambling buddy who spoke to The Farce Feed on condition of anonymity.
Moretti's sudden activism includes attending transgender rights rallies and engaging in heated debates with TERFs (trans exclusionary radical feminists). Witnesses describe scenes where Moretti, with a cigar clenched firmly between his yellow-stained teeth, passionately argues about the "fairness" of trans-identified males competing against females, science be damned.
"I'm all for equality and shit," Moretti was overheard saying, feigning concern. "But let's be real here. These guys have, like, muscles and meatballs. It's a goldmine for betting. And I'm gonna be rolling in dough! Fugghet about it!"
Experts in both gambling and gender issues are quick to denounce Moretti's antics. Dr. Samantha Rivers, a sports psychologist, expressed concerns about the ethical implications of Moretti's scheme. "It's one thing to support trans athletes genuinely, but capitalizing on this controversial issue for personal gain is despicable," she commented.
Not content with merely voicing his opinions, Moretti has taken to social media to wage a campaign against outspoken women's rights activists. His primary target? None other than renowned author JK Rowling, whose views on gender have sparked controversy in recent years.
"Rowling needs to stick to writing about magical goblins and shit, and leave the real world to us adults. #TransRights," Moretti tweeted, garnering a mix of amusement and outrage on X.
As Moretti continues to blur the lines between genuine advocacy and self-serving schemes, some are left scoffing and others laughing their asses off at the lengths some will go to for a shot at redemption – or a big payout at the sportsbook. Only time will tell if Salvatore "The Butcher" Moretti's gamble on transgender athletes pays off, or if he'll end up bankrupt in more ways than one. What are your thoughts on biological males competing in female sports? Fair game or utter insanity? Let us know in the comments below!
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I live in Thailand, there are many men who dress as women. I wouldn't want my daughter getting in the ring with any of them! haha
if this proceeds eventually all the participants will be trans, females not making the cut . do the bookies adjust odds for known trans identities? do they check under the hood? it won’t last forever.