CDC Reverse Course in Reverse Psychology Tactic
The bold move seeks to capitalize on the public's growing distrust of major health agencies and big pharma.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has adopted a new "reverse psychology" tactic to counter the nation's plummeting, record-low vaccination rates, in what has been dubbed "Operation Outsmart." Given the public's immense distrust in official health agencies since their mishandling of Covid, the CDC, betting we'll automatically do the opposite of what they say, are now saying that vaccines are bad and should be avoided at all costs.
In a press conference Tuesday, CDC spokesperson Dr. Sandy Shark, an expert in double, triple and quadruple-speak, made the announcement. "After extensive research, we've updated our guidelines and strongly advise against getting vaccinated at this time. You'll be totally fine with natural immunity, vitamin D, a good diet and plenty of exercise. Yes, really. Don't get the jab. None of them. Especially the upcoming Disease X vax, 'XvaX,' available soon at your nearest Walgreens. Trust us folks; it's a terrible idea. You definitely don't want that sweet, sweet penetration." She then added, "aspartame and fluoride are bad as well," for good measure.
The response from the public has been a mix of belief, disbelief and confusion, with some taking the new advice at face value. Influencers, celebrities and extreme normies got on board, proudly boasting about their refusal to get vaccinated. Dolly Parton joined Bono in a reimagining of Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It." And NFL star Travis Kelce appeared in a commercial kicking a syringe like a field goal, which badly injured one of the extras during filming. The PSA concludes with Kelce and Taylor Swift thanking the CDC and pledging to not get vaccinated.
Skeptics, on the other hand, greeted the announcement with a collective eyeroll in a rare moment of unity, declaring, "Finally, they're telling the truth about something!" Within hours, social media erupted with responses ranging from incredulous to comedic. Memes featuring the CDC as a flip flopping fish went viral, and #Itoldyou started trending along with #4DchessFail. One entrepreneur launched a line of "I Survived CDC Hoax 1 & 2" merchandise, along with essential oils guaranteed to ward off not just disease but also government mind control.
Little did they know, the CDC was playing the long game. They anticipated that the distrustful masses, conditioned to defy them, would inevitably rebel against the "vaccines are bad" narrative. It was a classic hoodwink, a ruse in the realm of public health, with some falling for it hook, line and syringe.
Citizens across the country were spotted forming lines at vaccination centers, comprised of a large MAGA contingent, proudly declaring, "We're only doing this because they said not to!" People who had never set foot in a pharmacy showed up in mass like it was a Kid Rock concert. "It's like telling a cat not to knock things off the table. Of course, we're gonna do it," said Willie B. Hardigin, a proud mRNA recipient who previously ran the Facebook group 'Arrest Fauci.' "I mean, if the CDC says it's bad, it must be good, right?"
Meanwhile, the CDC watched with pleasure as their insidious scheme unfolded. "We have them right where we want them," whispered Dr. Shark with a mischievous grin, as she gazed upon a street littered with discarded Ivermectin.
In an unrelated story, heart attacks, strokes and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) have skyrocketed within this particular cohort for some unknown reason. Disgraced public health officials with staggeringly awful track records, wrong about every aspect of Covid, were baffled but found no correlation.
Amidst the chaos, vaccine manufacturers found themselves in a bizarre predicament. Faced with a new overwhelming demand, they scrambled to keep up. Pharmaceutical stocks soared, and investors wondered if they had unwittingly stumbled upon the key to success – advising we avoid their own products. "We didn't see this coming," confessed one executive. "Our marketing team is now brainstorming slogans like 'You Don't Want None of This' and 'Just Don't Do It.'"
Only time will tell how this social engineering experiment will play out, and if it'll be the psy-op to end all psy-ops. As some roll up their sleeves and others roll their eyes, one thing is certain - trust in our public health agencies should be earned, and revoked when necessary. We must remain vigilant and on guard against all manner of psychological warfare employed against the public, and look for deeper motivations and meanings behind major announcements and events. Otherwise one may end up an unwitting pawn with a weakened heart in a grand game of reverse psychology. What are your thoughts on this hypothetical ploy, and would it work on you? Let us know in the comments below!
"Given the public's immense distrust in official health agencies since their mishandling of Covid, the CDC, betting we'll automatically do the opposite of what they say, are now saying that vaccines are bad and should be avoided at all costs." I saw an example of this done seriously, an apparently rabid conservative listed 50 lies told to us, the first 45 were all the "conspiracy theories" that have been proven to be true. But the last few supported the deepstate agendas. Obvious to me was that the poster was a deepstate propagandist getting ahead of the narrative. They loose nothing acknowledging widely assimilated truths, and use that to give themselves credibility, then introduce new propaganda concepts to keep their agendas alive.
Good thing the CDC does not believe in Horse Paste. The company would go bankrupt within weeks if they endorsed it.