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Aliens Deny Drone Involvement, Claim "Just Another Pentagon Black Op"

The galactic federation appeared insulted by the notion they'd take any interest in New Jersey, in such primitive crafts.

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In a paradigm-shattering press conference held via intercepted radio signals at the SETI Institute, the Galactic Federation of Benevolent Overlords (GF-BO) vehemently denied any involvement in the recent drone sightings over New Jersey, dismissing accusations as "offensively ignorant" and insisting the culprits were "the usual suspects: the Pentagon's Black-Ops division."

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